pencil sketch

Just for fun.
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Now that's a dragon boat

Meat market babes in Russia

Disturbingly sexy. LOL

Tough Love vs. Smacking - Good Argument

Most people think it improper to smack children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

Sincerely,
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This works with grandchildren,
nieces, and nephews as well.

Thanks Leif

Ask Google anything...

Recently we found out that, according to Google's search, 303,000 people out there were "extremely terrified of Chinese people". We got deeper into Humanity's brain, and got a list of hilarious and scary findings:

Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:

• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
• 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
• 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
• 256,000,000: I want to die.
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
• 528,000: Why do indians smell.
• 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
• 8,380,000: Why men lie.
• 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
• 36,500,000: Why women lie.
• 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
• 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants).
• 818,000: I think im pregnant.
• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
• Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
• 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).
• 783,000: I have one testicle.
• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
• 320,000: I have three testicles.
• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
• 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
• 159,000,000: When to work.
• 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
• 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
• 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.
• 1,510,000: What is a recession.
• 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.


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LOL. Too funny.

Cell Phone Reunion

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My new bootcamp workout pants.

I rock em with the boots too.

Gummi Bear Chandelier

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USB Hooter Heaters

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Rock out on you wang-caster

Funny. More infomation here: Geekologie

Prison Break is ending..

Prison Break Is Ending

ManongMike:::
IMO, it should have ended after it's first season. I didn't think it was even possible to drag it out this long. The first season was so amazing, but after the 2nd it started to get lame for me. Anyways.. whateva.

How to nail a job oppourtunity

Russian Crossword Puzzle

English Russia

Strip Club Lego Set

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Crayon Physics to hit the iPhone and iPod Touch

I played the demo on the pc and it was amazing.
You can find more information here: Crayon Physics

Bet it's the best game you can find for $20.00

rawrr...

Rap cd covers - Lego style.

Pointless i know, that's what makes it so good.

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Backyard Hockey Rink only $199 - $399

Your kids come home from school and they want to skate. You don’t want to let them go alone to the neighbourhood rink, and you are frozen to the bones! The Ice N' Go™ rink will bring hours of fun for the whole family in the safety of your backyard. If it’s too cold, a quick hot chocolate in the kitchen and the all-star game can continue out back.



Features:

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Easy to assemble
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No tools necessary
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Ready for use after 2 or 3 days, depending on the temperature (below 0 °C)
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Can be used on unlevelled land
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Rigid PVC canvas resistant to cuts from skating or shovelling
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The canvas protects turf
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Used to extend the skating season
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The canvas is protected against UV rays
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Blue and red lines included to mark the hockey zones

What’s Included:

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Canvas
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Rink boarder
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2 blue lines, 3 red lines
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Repair kit



Thanks for showing me Bryan

12 Days of christmas told by bob and doug mckenzie

Thanks Andy

Bacon Filled Sandwich

So bad but looks so good.




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