Class is cancelled.

Jones BBQ & Foot Massage.

Only $5.99 to fry anything you want and get a foot massage. It's ingenious.

Best DS Case ever.

Bohemina Rhapsody, Computer style.

What up Birdie

Sterile or Not Sterile, that is the question

Don't swim naked.

Teenage mutant ninja daddy.

Twitter using your brain

We'll be honest, we're always on the lookout for faster and better ways to annoy our Twitter followers with hopelessly mundane status updates, and this brain-control interface from the University of Wisconsin's Adam Wilson seems to be the perfect to get all Scoble on it with a minimum of effort -- you think it, you tweet it. Okay okay, we kid -- it's actually just the usual brainwave-control setup you've seen everywhere, and the average user can only do ten characters a minute, but think of the potential, people. Soon everyone will know that you are "Walking on sidewalk, LOL" almost the second you think it, and all it will take is a mindreading cap paired with a sophisticated computers running an advanced signal processing algorithm connected to the massive infrastructure of the internet via a multibillion-dollar mobile broadband network. That's progress. Video after the break.

Black Dynamite @ 2009 sundance festival.

Authentic 70's cheese.