Saturday, October 25, 2008
Moron Calls In Sick, Busted On Facebook
GEEKOLOGIE
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Kyle Doyle, a 21-year old asshat from Australia, went out one night and got himself good and drunk. And then, like a little pussy, didn't want to go to work the next day. So what did he do? He called his employer and told them he was out due to a "valid medical reason". But then he updated his Facebook profile.
Kyle Doyle is not going to work, fuck it i'm still trashed SICKIE WOO.
Oh man, I want to get trashed SICKIE WOO. I don't even know what it means but damn it sounds like fun. But seriously Kyle, accept my friendship request already. Hit the jump to read the full exchange between Kyle and HR from when he tried to get his leave processed as a valid sick day.
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Colorado couple say they got marijuana with order of tacos
CANOE
LAKEWOOD, Colo. - A Colorado couple found an unusual topping on their order of tacos: a small bag of marijuana.
They discovered the drugs with their order from a Del Taco restaurant and called police.
Twenty-six-year-old Dennis Klermund, who police say waited on the husband when he picked up food on October 16, faces charges of possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
Klermund initially denied any knowledge but admitted the bag was meant for a friend after a search dog found more marijuana in a locker.
Klermund no longer works at the restaurant.
A message left for Klermund was not returned.
Friday, October 24, 2008
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
If it smells like Bacon, it's probably an asian guy in a bacon suit.
eww. I love bacon, but i hate that idea.
GEEKOLOGIE
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I know what you're thinking, "What IS that dapper ass-sockpuppet wearing in the picture?" And that, dear reader, is Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. The suit comes in four different sizes, costs $100, and is chemically treated to smell like bacon sizzling in the pan. And give you cancer. Which, I think we can all agree, is a small price to smell like delicious. Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo [newsblaze] Thanks to Julian, who once owned a chicken suit but couldn't keep the women off his meat.
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