Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Japanese 'tenant' leaves Mexico City airport



MEXICO CITY - Easy come, easy go.

A Japanese man who had been living in Terminal 1 of the Benito Juarez International Airport since Sept. 2 - for no apparent reason - left under equally mysterious circumstances. Authorities searched the terminal for Hiroshi Nohara on Monday but he was nowhere to be found, said an airport official who was not allowed to be quoted by name.

The daily Reforma newspaper ran photos of the scruffy man getting into a cab Sunday at the airport.

Nohara's three-month residency at the airport made him a local celebrity whose life drew comparisons to that of Viktor Navorski, a character portrayed by Tom Hanks in the 2004 movie "The Terminal."

But there was one major distinction: Navorski was forced to stay at a New York City airport after war broke out in his Eastern European country and officials said they could neither allow him into the United States nor deport him.

Nohara had a tourist visa that allows him to stay in Mexico - anywhere in Mexico, not just the airport - until early March. He also possessed a ticket home.

The middle-aged foreign national, whose exact age was not known, speaks little Spanish and never did explain his motives for staying when asked by an interpreter hired by the television stations that documented his daily activities and tourists who asked for his autograph and posed with him for pictures.

Reforma reported he left Sunday with a woman who had visited him at least twice at the airport. But no one is sure who she is.

The Japanese Embassy was closed Monday and no one could be reached to ask if they had news of Nohara's whereabouts.


Original Story

American idol judges don't know jack.

Can't believe they left during this performance. Ridiculous. LOL.
Actually, i'm surprised they lasted that long.

A gift you know they'll love...

dickinthabox.



Rap cd covers - Lego style.







Pointless i know, that's what makes it so good.

Geekologie

Keys n Krates - Vancouver

Monday, December 29, 2008

RiccI Rucker Video



I don't get it. That's the best part.

Drum And Bass Christmas Lights



CDM

Street Fighter - The legend of chun-li



Looks neat.

Wiimote gun mod.



Geekologie

XBMC on MID device.

These are atom based media player which means they have a reasonable amount of horsepower behind them. ~1.6GHz
Engadget guys got xbmc working on this device. It looks amazing. Unfortunately they don't show a video playing but they show music playing on the device. Don't know how much this goes for, but could be an iPod killer in the eyes of a nerd, but not the general public. just MO.



Engadget

Saturday, December 27, 2008

MAC vs PC

Meat Fail

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Rant: Songbird sucks for Album Art on IPOD's

I'm disappointed.
I thought that they would have implemented this feature for songbird right away.
I got a shiny new ipod and now stuck with the itune nazzzzi's.

:(

Implement it you bastards!

http://getsatisfaction.com/songbird/tags/albumart

http://getsatisfaction.com/songbird/topics/ipod_album_art

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

iBoobs - NSFW

LOL. I don't even need to comment on this one.



From Geekologie
"
iBoobs, undeniably the best iPhone application to date, has been denied the right to be sold in the iTunes store, because Apple claims the app is pornographic. Which, I think we can all agree, is utterly ridiculous. And by "utterly ridiculous" I mean I popped like 16 boners. Youtube Thanks to Dylan, who agrees that Apple wouldn't be where they are today if it weren't for pornography. Remember your roots.
"

How To Open Multiple Copies of Windows Live Messenger



Windows App.

My MAC doesn't like to keep MSN open when i shut the lid on my MACbook. So I looked around on GOOGLE and found this neat little addon for MSN called Messenger Plus! Live.
You can enable the "Allow me to connect to several accounts simultaneously" feature by going to Plus! / Preferences & Options

Once this is enabled you can open multiple copies of MSN. Great for Multiple people in the house using a shared computer.

Merry Christmas.

You get an A for Effort.
I totally just spit some coffee at my Macbook's screen.

wika wika Rap Fail

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Backyard Hockey Rink only $199 - $399



Your kids come home from school and they want to skate. You don’t want to let them go alone to the neighbourhood rink, and you are frozen to the bones! The Ice N' Go™ rink will bring hours of fun for the whole family in the safety of your backyard. If it’s too cold, a quick hot chocolate in the kitchen and the all-star game can continue out back.



Features:

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Easy to assemble
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No tools necessary
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Ready for use after 2 or 3 days, depending on the temperature (below 0 °C)
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Can be used on unlevelled land
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Rigid PVC canvas resistant to cuts from skating or shovelling
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The canvas protects turf
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Used to extend the skating season
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The canvas is protected against UV rays
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Blue and red lines included to mark the hockey zones

What’s Included:

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Canvas
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Rink boarder
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2 blue lines, 3 red lines
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Repair kit



Thanks for showing me Bryan

Ultimate Christmas Lights Display



GEEKOLOGIE

Paulskratch - ManilaTron Preview.

My good friend PaulSkratch of Almighty is releasing his album after 4 years of being in the vault. Here's a preview.

12 Days of christmas told by bob and doug mckenzie



Thanks Andy

Garaj Mahal Coming to Vancouver - Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Garaj Mahal Band
The show is at Richards on Richards and only $20.00
Tickets at Zulu and Highlife Records.



Monday, December 22, 2008

Fails.. So Good.





Guitar Hero Knee Injury




This jackass broke his knee playing Guitar Hero and now wants to try and get an endorsement deal with Red Octane. I'm pretty sure it's a joke but funny none the less.

Check out his site GuitarHeroBrokeMyKnee

A Letter to Red Octane Games

Dear Red Octane Games,

I have terrible news. While I am in love with your game, it has caused me great harm. Guitar Hero broke my knee. Its true, while playing your game on July 3rd and shredding a massive lick I pivoted into a great thrashing stance and my knee gave way. After several doctor visits and x-rays it later turned out my rocking had knocked an inch and a half piece of bone off of my knee and it was now floating about the inside of my leg.

I ended up going under the knife to reattach the smaller piece of bone back to my leg and now, more than a month later, I am still unable to walk. I am however gearing up from a triumphant comeback in early September to show others on my block I can still rock twice as hard as them.

This is a story that must be told. Imagine being able to tell your customers that a young man in Omaha, NE rocked Guitar Hero so hard his own bones crumbled. Boys would cheer and mothers would cringe.

Maybe an endorsement deal? I would be like Subway’s Jared. Maybe we could do something as simple as Red Octane supporting the local Guitar Hero championship my friends and I are setting up. You could send some banners and an advanced copy of Guitar Hero 2 our finalists could play…. kind of like in the Wizard when they played Mario Brothers 3.

Well I’ve attached 2 photos of me suffering after my surgery to really tug your heartstrings. I think we should talk about this. You can reach me at jimmy@guitarherobrokemyknee.com or by phone at 402-XXX-XXXX.

Yours in Rock,

Jimmy Winter

Merry Gangsta Christmas



This is horrible, you need to watch it.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Snow in Las Vegas



I thought that it was unlikely, but apparently bad time to go to Vegas to warm up.
The end is coming.

"
Published Date: 19 December 2008
By Ethan McNern
PALM trees in Las Vegas were weighed down with snow yesterday as a freak storm brought the city to a standstill.
The heaviest snowfall there in nearly three decades closed the airport and main roads, with several inches coating marquees on the Las Vegas Strip.

The storm also dumped snow and rain over other parts of Nevada and across much of southern California.

The US weather service measured 3.6in of snow overnight at Las Vegas's McCarran International Airport. A meteorologist, Jerome Jacques, said about 2in was left before dawn on the ground near the "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign.

He said: "Snow is not unknown in the Las Vegas valley. On average, we get half an inch a year. But this amount made it a significant storm. We haven't had this amount since 1979."

The snow caused the cancellation of all flights in and out of the city. Visitors donned hooded jackets to pose for pictures beside familiar landmarks.

In California, at least two people were killed in traffic accidents linked to the storm. Authorities said the storm also contributed to the death of a 61-year-old man, who was washed off a jetty by waves.

"

Train Loading Fail



And I thought after a hockey game was bad..
Translink could save us so much money if they hired people to push asses in the train like that at Stadium skytrain station.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

MAKE: Television



"Make: television debuts in 13 days. The online premiere of Make: television is January 3rd 2009, visit makezine.tv or iTunes to see the entire first episode! The broadcast premiere will follow shortly after depending on when your local Public Television (PBS) station airs it. Episodes will be available: commercial free, on PBS, DRM free and in gorgeous HD (High definition format) on our site, iTunes and probably a lot of other places. We have a countdown clock on the right side of the MAKE blog and we'll have some fun posts leading up to the big day!"

I'm excited for this one!
I'm a big fan of the MAKE Blog


MAKE: television Preview Reel from make magazine on Vimeo.

This weeks weather forecast: Raining on me.


Make It Rain On Me (Outdoor) from Paul Outlaw on Vimeo.

Christmas Rapping with Curtis Blow

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Catapult fail

Awesome.

Beer Bottle Christmas Tree.

Now someone has their priorites straight. It only took 1050 Beer bottles.

Songbird - Better then iTunes



Very customizable. Lots of cool and weird plugins.
Exorcist
SongTapper

More at the Addon Page

It will sync with your ipod without all the DRM hassle and all that stuff.
Web integration, something that i thought i would never use, but i use all the time.

Get it here: Songbird.

Frets of Fire for $20.00

sweet. I found a PS3 Guitar at xscargo last night for $20.00


It comes with everything you need, usb wireless reciever and guitar.
Gotta Love it.

There's a whole bunch of great free songs available online.. also not so free.

For those who don't know, Frets on Fire is a Guitar Hero Clone.
More information is available at the Frets on Fire Website.





edit:::

If the latest version does not work on your machine, try this link. It's the one that i had to install instead and everything just magically worked together.

FOF - RF Build


Direct Download Link

WIN32 Download

Linux Download

EDIT2:::
You'll also need to create a new folder in the DATA directory named "songs". FS could look like \data\songs\manongmike1 and \data\songs\manongmike2 etc...

Good luck!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Crane Fail

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

So what if a guy threw a shoe at me.

Four year old breaks into a store.

"
BEAUMONT, Texas — Texas police responding to a store’s burglar alarm found a less-than-hardened criminal inside: He was four, and playing with the toys.

Detective Randy Stevens says the child apparently unlocked a door at his nearby home, got out, then crossed a street to reach the discount store.

Store surveillance video shows the unidentified boy trying one of the front doors to a Family Dollar store about 3 a.m. Monday, only to find it locked. But the second door was unlocked and the child went inside.

That triggered the silent alarm.

“When the officers got there, he was showing them his toys,” said Officer Crystal Holmes.

Child Protective Services says the boy will be allowed to stay with extended relatives while they review the incident.
"

Toilet Seat Fail

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Fingers Breakdancing

Amazing Bass

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Tattoo Fail

Tattoo's are forever. So spell it right. You suck.

Apple Apples




Geekologie

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Stalker Fail !

Bacon Filled Sandwich

So bad but looks so good.




Geekologie

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Monday, December 8, 2008

Wundrkut @ DMC World's 2006

My homeboy eric. I saw this vid on youtube.. Thought i would post it for old time sake.

Man behind bars after hitting woman in face with cheeseburger



"

A Vero Beach, Florida man is behind bars after hitting his girlfriend several times with a cheeseburger.

The victim told sheriff's deputies that she was eating with boyfriend Vincent Gonzales in her car when the two began arguing.

When she threw his drink out of the car window, he retaliated by hitting her in the face with a cheeseburger.

He then pulled her from the car and struck her with the sandwich several more times.

Gonzales with charged with battery and domestic violence.

His bond has been set at $1,000.
"

Sunday, December 7, 2008

2700 Year old Mary Jane found?



Stoners from the ancient days.
Must have been some good skank to be buried with it.

MSNBC


"
Nearly two pounds of still-green plant material found in a 2,700-year-old grave in the Gobi Desert has just been identified as the world's oldest marijuana stash, according to a paper in the latest issue of the Journal of Experimental Botany.

A barrage of tests proves the marijuana possessed potent psychoactive properties and casts doubt on the theory that the ancients only grew the plant for hemp in order to make clothing, rope and other objects.

They apparently were getting high too.
"

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Poodle?





Creative Grooming

User Uploaded Pictures - Panoramio

http://www.panoramio.com/


It's a great way to research the places that you might be going to.
All you have to do is type in the city or place that you might be visiting.
Gives you a neat perspective of what you might see.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Paint Job Fail

Ice Sculpture Fail

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

City of Awards - KNK

New footage of Keys N' Krates

Monday, December 1, 2008

Squeegee Duel!



A mugging quickly turned bizarre when the robber and his victim squared off at a gas station using a most unusual weapon: Squeegees.

Police say the would-be bandit asked the 38-year-old victim for a cigarette shortly before 10:45 p.m. Friday as the victim was walking along 118 Avenue near Wayne Gretzky Drive.

Before the victim had a chance to answer, cops said, the thug pulled a knife, threatened him and demanded money.

It was then that the victim ran away and headed for a nearby gas station.

Once there, he grabbed a squeegee to defend himself.

The attacker, hot on the victim's heels, caught up with the man at the gas station and grabbed two squeegees and chased the victim around the area of the gas station, hitting the victim at least once with a squeegee. A bystander noticed the squeegee duel and called police before stepping in to help the victim.

The attacker took off on foot.

A suspect was arrested by police a few blocks away.

Police say the victim suffered no serious injuries.

Ryan Anthony Gambler, 25, was charged with two counts of possessing an offensive weapon and robbery.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Best of cragslist - To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

LINK

Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT


I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...

* Location: Schaumburg
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 889660321

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Wiimote Theremin

Salad Bowls Speakers




Ikea Hacker

Automatically moving files application



LIFEHACKER


Way better then having to write a batch file that ran on a schedule. That was totally lame.

MOVER - Download

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Multi Touch Music


Musical Applications for Multi-Touch Interfaces from BricK Table on Vimeo.

Vending machine FAIL

Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks



GEEKOLOGIE


NOKIA China - Bruce Lee Page


The above link doesn't seem to do anything in Firefox. Perhaps in IE or safari.

Home Depot Advertising



Vagina Hero





GEEKOLOGIE

Half Robot Cart man

Electric BIke or Bicycle, maybe a hybrid.

This one uses a pedal power to charge the battery. Shame that it's like $50,000 USD.

Fresh Creation


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Price is GAY...

Drunk enough to run yourself over?

CANOE Weird News



"
SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — A man is in a northern New Mexico jail, accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself.

Roy Travis Aguilar, 21, was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe hospital and booked into the Sandoval County detention center on charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated, fleeing a police officer, careless driving and two other outstanding traffic warrants.

A tip on a police hot line Sunday afternoon reported a possible drunken driver on a highway.

State Police Officer Grace Romero spotted Aguilar’s pickup truck swerving across both lanes of the highway, driving slowly and then fast. He refused to stop.

After narrowly missing other vehicles, police said Aguilar drove through a ditch and a barbed-wire fence before stopping. He tried to put the truck into park, but it ended up in reverse.

Police said Aguilar fell from his open door and both of his legs were run over by the front driver’s side tire.
"

Zookeepers mistakenly set up female polar bears



Canoe Weird News

"
TOKYO - Japanese zookeepers have wondered for a while why two polar bears that they had hoped would mate have shown little interest in each other.

The answer came this month when the zoo discovered both the bears were female.

Tsuyoshi, a four-year-old polar bear, and 11-year-old Kurumi have been living in the same enclosure at the Kushiro Municipal Zoo in Hokkaido in northern Japan since June.

The zoo said Wednesday it thought Tsuyoshi was male because of the bear's appearance. Male polar bears are generally significantly larger than females.

Experts say when polar bears are young, it is difficult to determine their sex because their long hair covers their reproductive organs. Tsuyoshi was determined to be male at three months old.

But earlier this month, the zoo put Tsuyoshi under an anesthetic and learned he was a she.
"

Holiday Driving Fail

Infidelity Fail



LOL

Tuesday, November 25, 2008