Saturday, April 19, 2008

Reactable Instrument interface.



From last year, OBG. I would love to play with this and create new effects.



Total eyecandy too.

Laser Light Graffitti.





Props these guys are sick. Enjoy.

Battery-less Radio.


This could apply to many different things.
This insructable just happens to be a radio. Perfect for camping.


Link

I have seen these lights at the Outdoor Depot for like $5.00. In fact i just threw away like 12 of them without even checking out for projects. Now i just want to go back there and get another one.

This project would be perfect for some snow birds i know :)

Resonant Induction Charger - diy

LOL. Please be careful doing this one.
It's basically wireless battery charging.

LINK

Friday, April 18, 2008

Privacy Sock


Ah finally someone create the privacy sock so that no one can see the questionable material that you are looking at. For example looking at the strange content that you might find on this blog of mine. 
Perfect for airports and starbucks. 

For the link to build it....

Why your Provinces rule...

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
5. Weed


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA

1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

1. You never run out of wheat.
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
4. People will assume you live on a farm.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA

1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO

1. You live in the centre of the universe.
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC

1. Racism is socially acceptable
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK

1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA

1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.


TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
3. The workday is about two hours long.
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.

Source: Link

Monkey kicks the ball.

So simple and so good.
 
 
Not as easy as it looks and very addictive.

Updated Look.

I updated the look of my website, because I was getting complaints that stuff was not showing up correctly on various browsers.
Hopefully that resolves the issues. If not please let me know ASAP.
 
Thanks.
 

Bus Driver Shears off his roof.

Brad the Bus Driver, in Seattle on Wednesday, chauffeuring a charter that was 11 ft, 8 inches high, underneath an overpass that’s 9 ft, 0 inches high [with photos].
 
Comment: What a jackass. If i am driving a vehicle where i am responsible for the well being of others, I would know all the details of what vehicle I am driving. Like the height???? In the story Mr. Busdriver claims to blame the GPS for not being accurate.
Uhm. Your bus is 11' 8" , the warning says 9' 0" clearance. That is terrible. At least none of the kids got hurt.
 

Google Moon..


This is a pretty cool link. Google Moon. It's just like Google Maps and Google Mars.

Check it out. Here's the LINK.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Humanoid Robot suit!





Comment:
I want one of those suits.

'Calendar Girls' fundraising plan backfires in Spain

Ouch. Hearts in the right place.... They were just trying to help the kids out. I'm all for that.
Uhm. Although, I am unsure about the "Middle Aged Women - Erotic Calendar" idea. I could see how that wouldn't really succeed.

"One of the photos shows the mothers with discreetly placed Christmas tinsel as their only garb. Other poses include a shotgun-toting mom wearing only a fox pelt, and another covering her body with a red umbrella."

LINK


Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Nintendo's Wii: a marriage saver?


LOL. That's some good stuff.
Get your game on.

LINK
SOURCE - Engadget

96.9 Jack FM Contest !

Cool contest on Jack FM. I worked with this guy in the past. Has a great voice.
His name is Roy Van Den Brook.
If you are listening to the show, vote for him!

Here's the video.



LINK

Dumbest dog in the world.

Hilarious!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Ghetto TalkBox!

Ah yes and for my next project.
The Ghetto talkbox.

I think firstly i'll try to build the Computer speaker one and then move onto the guitar amp one... Something to play with on my synth at home.

I wonder what turntables would sound like through that?



Of course I am influenced by the man!



LINK

EUREKA SPRINGS : UFO watchers find fewer saucers

"Of course, there may have been a heightened sense of questioning authority at the conference, as a sign inside the door read: “All government agents must register at the front desk and must wear name tags at all times NO EXCEPTIONS."
 
Aliens are weird, but the people who write books about them are even stranger apparently.
 

Nervous thief trapped by his own vomit.

"An Australian criminal who was so nervous during a hold-up that he was physically sick has been incriminated by his own vomit.

Police took DNA from the pool of sick and matched it to Ahmed Habib Jalloul, 20... "

 

Uruguay hosts biggest BBQ, grills 12 tons of beef


MMM.... Beef. 12 Tonnes of it. LOL.
To illustrate the point that would be equivalent to 12 of the trucks you see attatched to this post.
Apparently they broke the Guinness World Book Of Records.

Link



Thanks Dave...

Idle Peasantry - New Recording - The Anthem

A new take of the Idle Peasantry Anthem, Idle Peasantry.
Enjoy.

For booking information: Contact
More Online Samples: MYSPACE

Monday, April 14, 2008

Telemarketer Prank.

This is pretty funny.

Bruce Lee speed painting.

Drunken master Vids.

so ill. I'm in a weird mood. Therefore, pointless drunken master karate vids.







Yo, that last video looks exactly like what my dad's hair used to look like. He used to rock it like that too. So ill.

Filipino Prisoners Strike Again.

If you are not familiar with the Filipino prisoners doing correagraphed thriller, i will post that up too.

Soulja Boy vs. Can't touch this..



Thriller Complete with transvestite.



I saw the soulja boy on my homeboy's blog: AlmightyPaul

Daft punk- Around the world.

mmm mmm good, OBG.
Thanks Dave H.

Craigslist "Best of" Page...



Time to time, i look at the best of page cause it's soo damn hilarious.

For Example:

To the owner of the dog who took a shit outside my apartment building
Date: 2008-02-24, 3:59PM PST


All I have to say is Fuck You for not picking up your dog's shit.

The dog park is literally 25 meters away. You couldn't make your stupid dog wait 2 minutes? No. Instead, I step in your dog's steaming pile of crap on the SIDEWALK right in front of my building.

Even after I took my shoe off, and left it outside my apartment building, I could still smell your dog's shit all hovering around me like a toxic cloud.

Have you never had to clean dog shit out off of a pair of New Balance runners before? Maybe you should take a look at how many ridiculous grooves there are in the soles.

Meanwhile, I try to delicately rinse off your dog's shit in my bathroom sink, little bits of shit water splashing all over my clean hoodie and jeans. I start gagging because I can taste the dog shit steam . No matter how careful I am, shit water runs over into the actual shoe, soaking right through.

Puking a little in my mouth, I run away... just to come back to my fucking cat taking drink of your dog's shit water in the sink.

You asshole.

The kicker of it all is I just bought a brand new toothbrush. I haven't even used it for 3 days, and then I get to use it to clean out all of your dog's shit out of every single fucking groove of the soles.

Dog owners in Downtown Vancouver beware: the next time I see you NOT pick your dog's shit, I will be glad to pick it up for you.

You just don't want to know what I am gonna do with it.

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Wanted: One Male Bed-Filler
Date: 2007-09-16, 11:58PM PDT


I’m just another busy person always on the go. I recently moved to a new place and bought a fantastic bed that I love. While so caught up in my day to day life, I have not had time to develop a romantic relationship lately. But when I come home at the end of the day and get in bed, it feels very empty.

I have thus decided to take applications for a bed-filler.

This is NOT a sex thing. If anything, it might be more appropriate to post this in the housewares section… but anyways.

Me:
-25 years old, straight single female
-5’8”, blond, hazel eyes, thick/curvy
-often restless/occupied when I get in bed; in need of soothing, relaxation

My bed:
-1 full sized bed, located in nice room in nice basement suite
-clean sheets
-2 new pillows for sleeping – none of those annoying throw pillows
-1 blue fleece blanket decorated with reindeer (don’t ask)
-room temperature kept cool as to facilitate snuggling (see below)

I require:
-one straight, single man
-between the ages of 25 and 30 years old
-minimum 6 feet tall, 6’2” is better, 6’4” is most desireable and also the maximum height sought
-must practice good hygiene, smell pleasant and regularly manscape if his body hair is excessive in volume
-piercings and tattoos to be considered on individual basis
-must enthusiastically cuddle, snuggle and spoon me
-must NOT scratch himself excessively in the morning and NEVER Dutch-oven me
-must limit alcohol intake to 2 beers on any night he is acting as bed-filler
-must seek medical consul if he consistently snores when not drunk, sick
-should occasionally play with my hair

What the successful applicant receives:
-the satisfaction of helping me sleep better
-sleeping with a girl who’s hair always smells nice
-free dream interpretation in the morning (just a weird gift I have)

Applicants who can demonstrate ESP skills, thus knowing which nights and at what times I need my bed-filler without my explicit request, will be given priority in the short listing phase. Amusing and/or insightful pillow talk may be rewarded with kisses or tea (to be decided at the discretion of the bed-filler).

Thanks and good luck!

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Is This YOUR Marijuana!?!?!?!?!?!?
Date: 2007-09-14, 2:50PM PDT


Yesterday, I got a small padded envelope in the mail, returned to my address in North Vancouver because it needed a customs declaration attached.

Trouble is, I never sent this particular parcel.

My wife looked it over, and we realized that it had the right address, but there was no such apartment number.

We looked up the name at the top, but there is no R. Kent in the phone book, nor any people with the same last name with a similar street number. A quick search on Canada Posts website reveals the postal code to be valid on a nearby street.

My wife opened it, and you can imagine our reaction to its contents. We debated if it was a friend playing a joke on us, or if it was intended to be found and cause trouble. However, Canada Customs never found out about the contents, so the point is rendered moot.

I will keep the contents for now, and remail the envelope with a photo of its former contents with a short note saying if he gets in touch with the person how mailed it orginally, he can drop by and retrieve it.

He better hurry though, as I only intend to hang onto it for so long.
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Calgary kicks ass last night.

Down 3-0 in the first, then coming back to win at 3-4..
 
The flames ripped it up last night. I was so impressed with the 2nd and 3rd.
 
Go Canucks Flames Go!!!!
 

Solar System Collision Calculator.

This is interesting, you can calculate how big of a collision it would take to destroy earth and mankind.
Dinosaurs were extinct by approximately 100 million MT of energy.
 
 

US National Debt clock

Wow i knew they had problems in the states.
 
9.5 Trillion Dollars bad?
 
Whoa.
 

10 Best & Wost foods to eat.

The worst foods to eat list is pretty eye opening.
Like the burrito..... Taco Del Mar, are your days numbered?
 
 
 
 

Butter Pen.


For all those times i wish i had a butter pen. Excellent.

And now for the instructable.



Sunday, April 13, 2008

Weird Al - So white & Nerdy



I know it's old, but damn so funny.

Bohemian Rhapsody?









Ok that's enough. LOL