Saturday, February 21, 2009
Boy dies from exploding chair.
Gees that's brutal. I spend like 50-60 hours per week in chairs like those.
Chair Explosion
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Ask Google anything...
Recently we found out that, according to Google's search, 303,000 people out there were "extremely terrified of Chinese people". We got deeper into Humanity's brain, and got a list of hilarious and scary findings:
Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:
• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
• 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
• 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
• 256,000,000: I want to die.
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
• 528,000: Why do indians smell.
• 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
• 8,380,000: Why men lie.
• 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
• 36,500,000: Why women lie.
• 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
• 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants).
• 818,000: I think im pregnant.
• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
• Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
• 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).
• 783,000: I have one testicle.
• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
• 320,000: I have three testicles.
• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
• 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
• 159,000,000: When to work.
• 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
• 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
• 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.
• 1,510,000: What is a recession.
• 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.
Here's some more information about the possibility of three boobs.
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LOL. Too funny.
Lovers caught in Malaysia's anti-Valentine drive
Sure glad i don't live in Malayasia. I can't believe that they look at two people of the opposite sex behind closed doors a crime. That's sad that couples get "Busted" on Valentine's day. Not saying that i'm an advocate of premarital sex, but i am a strong supporter of FREEDOM. Which is what they are totally taking away. I don't even really like valentine's day, just another money grubbing holiday.
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Authorities in Malaysia arrested 26 unmarried Muslim couples in hotel rooms during Operation Valentine - aimed at curbing illegal premarital sex in the conservative country.
An official said the couples, most under 30 years old, were detained for sharing rooms early Sunday in the beachside town of Kuantan in eastern Pahang state.
Badaruddin Ahmad Bustami, enforcement assistant director with the state's Islamic department, said authorities carry out raids each year on Valentine's Day in the Muslim-majority country.
Sharia laws make it illegal for unmarried Muslims to meet behind closed doors. Badaruddin said doing so constitutes a crime known as "khalwat," or "close proximity," which carries a maximum fine of about C$350 and up to six months in prison.
The sharia laws apply only to Malaysia's Muslims, not to Christian and Hindu citizens who together make up about 40 per cent of the population.
Badaruddin said the couples were released but may be charged later with khalwat.
"We don't agree with Muslim couples celebrating Valentine's Day because it's not Malay culture," he said. "Every Valentine's Day, many couples come here and they commit big mistakes under Islam."
13 year old daddy.
13 year old fathered baby
Yikes, I remember being 13 and not even wanting to talk to girlz. Let alone wanting to have sex with them. 
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LONDON - A 13-year-old boy pictured in a British tabloid cradling an infant is reportedly one of the country's youngest fathers ever.
Baby-faced and only four feet tall, the boy, Alfie, barely looks 10 and was just 12 when he impregnated Chantelle, now 15, the Sun reported Friday.
Shown in a video posted Friday on the tabloid's website, the diminutive Alfie takes the newborn girl in his arms.
Asked what he would do to support the child financially, Alfie replies in a small, high-pitched voice: "What's financially?"
The girl was taking birth control pills but missed one, the newspaper reported. Friends and relatives left the family home near Eastbourne, about 110 kilometres southeast of London on Friday without speaking to reporters gathered outside. The teenagers could not immediately be contacted.
The Sun did not say whether any tests were conducted to prove the boy's paternity. The paper did not offer any immediate comment when asked whether it had paid the family for the story.
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