Friday, March 20, 2009

Go to the gym, the bus stop told you to.

Imperial march, Hard drive style.

Pretty accurate me thinks.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Darth Vader ?

Filtering water?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Knockout!

Extreme Sheepherding.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Not a sex toy.



Now I'm not saying there's not a place for reciprocating saws in the bedroom, I'm just saying if you do decide to get freaky with a power tool, TAKE THE BLADE OFF FIRST. Do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES (except really, really dire ones) just ram a fake wiener on the existing blade. Because then you'll end up like this poor lady.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.


Trying something new -- I'll say! When I think 'trying something new' I think a clean sock or sitting on my hand for awhile, not power tools. Although....

MEDIC!

Gizmodo