Two Newfies In Saskabush

Two Newfies, Roly and Frank, are getting tired of Newfoundland and start to think about moving out west for a better life. Roly is all for it but Frank is a bit sceptical.

Roly says, 'Frank bye, da work is plentiful, lotsa t'ings ta do and it'll be a good change fer us'.

Frank replies, 'I know, Roly, but what about the Atlantic ? Wontcha miss the fishin' and smell of salt water in the marnin'?'

Roly agrees, but offers a great idea, 'Well, Frank, why dontcha take yer fishin' dory witcha and when ever you start to miss da rock you can hop in yer dory and fantasize about St. Johns.'
Well, that's all it took to convince Frank, and they strap the dory to the roof of the truck and off they go.

Well, it's been 4 days driving and Frank is really missing Newfoundland, so Roly stops the truck in the middle of the prairies and says, 'Look out at dose flat wheat fields, Frank, don't dat remind you of da ocean, da way da wind is blowing t'rough da grain?'

Frank replies, 'Lard t'und'rin' Jaysus, Roly, yer right!'


They unhook the dory and haul it out to the middle of the field, sit back, relax and start rowing.

Well, it just so happens that, at the same time, another Newfie is on his way back from Alberta and spots the plates on their truck and then notices the two of them out on the field rowing away.


Well the passer-by gets so angry he stops his truck, hops out and begins to scream at them.

'No wonder da whole country t'inks we're stupid; lookit you two arseholes out dere rowin'. If I could swim I'd come out dere and kick yer arses!'