Use the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator.
For example:
"Our challenge is to competently revolutionize market-driven intellectual capital and seamlessly initiate value-added opportunities because that is what the customer expects"
Or,
"We envision to efficiently disseminate performance based catalysts for change in order that we may quickly utilize world-class technology while maintaining the highest standards"
What the hell does that mean?
Find your next Mission / Vision Statement here.
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