If it smells like Bacon, it's probably an asian guy in a bacon suit.

eww. I love bacon, but i hate that idea.

GEEKOLOGIE

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I know what you're thinking, "What IS that dapper ass-sockpuppet wearing in the picture?" And that, dear reader, is Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. The suit comes in four different sizes, costs $100, and is chemically treated to smell like bacon sizzling in the pan. And give you cancer. Which, I think we can all agree, is a small price to smell like delicious. Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo [newsblaze] Thanks to Julian, who once owned a chicken suit but couldn't keep the women off his meat.
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