Moron Calls In Sick, Busted On Facebook

GEEKOLOGIE

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Kyle Doyle, a 21-year old asshat from Australia, went out one night and got himself good and drunk. And then, like a little pussy, didn't want to go to work the next day. So what did he do? He called his employer and told them he was out due to a "valid medical reason". But then he updated his Facebook profile.

Kyle Doyle is not going to work, fuck it i'm still trashed SICKIE WOO.

Oh man, I want to get trashed SICKIE WOO. I don't even know what it means but damn it sounds like fun. But seriously Kyle, accept my friendship request already. Hit the jump to read the full exchange between Kyle and HR from when he tried to get his leave processed as a valid sick day.
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